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Author: Country expression Page 32
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
That girl’s meaner than cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
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