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Author: Country expression Page 32
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
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Value
Worth
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
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Teeth
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
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Not blessed with beauty…
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They from off.
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They’re not from around here.
Creaking doors hang the longest.
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Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
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Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
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Active
Lively
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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
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Wrinkles
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
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Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
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When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
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Will never happen
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
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Like they do in Alabama
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Do without
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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
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Taste
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
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Proud
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
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Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
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Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
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Egotism
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Self-important
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
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Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
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Wanting something you don’t have
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
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