Author: Country expression Page 32

Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

A face like a robber’s dog!

She’s got more than one mule in her stable.

Go piss up a rope.

She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

That girl’s meaner than cuss!

Is it any 'count?

He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

I’m fair to middlin’.

If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

You are about as grateful as a toothache.

I’m covered up.

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

Skinny as a bean pole.

… like a turd in the punchbowl

Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!

Happiness walks on busy feet.

Sittin' on the bedpost.