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Author: Country expression Page 32
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
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