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Author: Country expression Page 36
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Barring unforeseen circumstances
Other expressions
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
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The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Powerful
Strong
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
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Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
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People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's come a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's going to storm
Other expressions
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