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Author: Country expression Page 36
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tired
Worn out
Plum tuckered
Country expression
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Exhausted
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Tired
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
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Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
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A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
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Red faced
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
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Pitching horseshoes
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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The leader
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
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Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
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