Author: Country expression Page 36

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

A face like a boiled fist

Farmin’ in the woods

The ox is in the ditch.

Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

It's as cold as all git out!

Strong as a new well rope

Who died and left the gate open?

She can burn water.

Creaking doors hang the longest.

People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.

It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

It's come a cloud.