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Author: Country expression Page 36
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
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