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Author: Epitaph Page 13
Here I at length repose, My spirit now at aise is; With the tips of my toes And the point of my nose Turned up to the roots of the daisies.
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Teague O'Brian in Ballyporen Ireland
Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.
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In Ireland
Beneath this stone our baby lies, it neither cries nor hollers, It lived but one and twenty days, and cost us forty dollars.
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Portland Oregon
Here lies one who never lied before. And one who never will lie More. To which there need be no More said.
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Eliza More
Learn the living from the dead, how easy breaks life's tender thread
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Those who cared for him while living, will know whose body is buried here, to others it does not matter.
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In Hartford Connecticut
John Palfryman who is buried here, was aged four and twenty years. And near this place his Mother lies, likewise his father when he dies.
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Reader, I've left this world, in which I had a world to do; sweating and fretting to get rich: just such a fool as you.
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In Charleston South Carolina
Here I lie bereft of breath, because a cough carried me off; then a coffin they carried me off in.
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In Boston Massachusetts
This is on me.
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M.D. (1866–1939) in Pawtucket Rhode Island
William P. Rothwell
Here lies my wife, poor Molly, let her lie, she finds repose at last, and so do I.
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English poet
John Dryden (1631-1700)
proposed epitaph for his wife
Here lies entombed one Roger Morton, whose sudden death was early brought on; trying one day his corn to mow off, the razor slipped and cut his toe off. The toe, or rather what it grew to, an inflammation quickly flew to; the parts they took to mortifying, And poor dear Roger took to dying.
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Cornwall England
Sacred to twins Charlie and Varlie. Sons of loving parents who died in infancy.
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This Ain’t Bad _____ Once You Get Used To It
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Murphy A. Dreher Jr. (June 17 1930 – Mar. 26 1987) In Hollywood California
The body that lies buried here – By lightning fell, death's sacrifice, – To him Elijah's fate was given – He rode on flames of fire to heaven.
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In Stowe Vermont
Two great physicians first, my Loving husband tried, to cure my pain, in vain. At last he got a third, and then I died.
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Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone, Sleeps Master John Gill; By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, And now that he's dead he lies still.
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John Gill (dates unknown)
Alass Frend Joseph, His End was Almost Sudden, as thou the mandate came express from heaven his foot it slip and he did fall help, help he cries & that was all.
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Joseph Crapp; shipwright who died November 1770 Cornwall England
Here richly, with ridiculous display, the politician’s corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged, I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.
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Here lyeth wrapped in clay, the body of Ester Wray: I have no more to say, except bless the day, she went away 3rd May 1872.
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In Scotland
Here lies the body of Jane Gordon. With mouth almighty and teeth accordin!
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In Marblehead Massachusetts
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