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DEADMAN

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Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.

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The death angel struck Alexander McGlue and gave him protracted repose; he wore a checked shirt and a No. 9 shoe And had a pink wart on his nose. No doubt he is happy a-dwelling in space over on the evergreen shore. His friends are informed that his funeral takes place at precisely a quarter past four.

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Here lies Ned. There is nothing more to be said, because we like to speak well of the dead. I came into this world without my consent, and left in the same manner.

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Tears cannot restore her –– therefore I weep.

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Here lieth the body of my lovely dear wife Anne, who plays the poker machines whenever she can.

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Here lies the wife of brother Thomas, whom tyrant death has torn from us, her husband never shed a tear, until his wife was buried here. And then he made a fearful rout, for fear she might find her way out.

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On the whole I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.

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Here lies Kelly, we buried him today. He lived the life of Riley, when Riley was away!

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Blown upward out of sight: he sought the leak by candlelight

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If Heaven be pleased when sinners cease to sin, if Hell be pleased when sinners enter in, if Earth be pleased when ridded of a knave, then all are pleased for Coleman’s in his grave.

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Reader pass on and ne'er waste your time, On bad biography and bitter rhyme. For what I am this cumb'rous clay insures, And what I was, is no affair of yours.

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Here lies Bernard Lightfoot who was accidentally killed in his forty fifth year.

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Here lies Barnard Lightfoot Who was accidentally killed in the 45th year of his age. This monument was erected by his grateful family.

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I will NOT be right back after this message.

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And this is all that’s left of thee , thou fairest of earth’s daughters. Only four pounds of ashes white, out of two hundred and three quarters.

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Richard Kell Munson (1924-2004) Lovingly Known As Doctor Dick

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Mr. Fish. Worms are bait for fish, but here's a sudden change, fish is bait for worms. Is not that passing strange?

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Sacred to the memory of Miss Martha Grimm. She was so very spare within, she burst the outward shell of sin and hatched herself a cherubim.

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Sweet Leota Beloved by All In Regions Beyond Now But Having a Ball

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