Author: For sale

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

MLS#2110… Nobody has died yet on these 11.90 acres. Small home, wood, pasture, stream. $144,900 740-965-….

Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….

Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….

’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with it’s own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800

Bar S sliced balogna – regular or tasty

TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

’06 Frod Focus $9,999

AMERICAN FLAG – 60 stars. Pole included $100. Call…

SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…

FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.

FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.

06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.