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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.
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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
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’91 BLAZER 4 DR. 4X4 – Loaded with miles! $7995
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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.
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LAWN MOWER – Tends to catch on fire but put out easily with garden hose $30. Please call 258-….
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Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.
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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
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