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FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

Bar S sliced balogna – regular or tasty

Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE – For Sale. Like new. Needs stand, ornaments, lights, and branches. $99.00 firm. Call…

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.

His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.

3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!

NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799

TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800

Great Dames for sale.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.