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Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.

LAWN MOWER – Tends to catch on fire but put out easily with garden hose $30. Please call 258-….

WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN – FROST FREE!

MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

Hummels – largest selection ever – "If it's in stock, we have it!"

FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

FOR SALE – Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

’06 Frod Focus $9,999

2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.