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Author: Sign
Fulton County Disaster Coordinator
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Signs
On a government issue car
Bach in a minuet.
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Signs
On a music library's door
T-bone Steak $1 [In fine print underneath] With meat $12
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Signs
In a restaurant window
We treat you write.
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Signs
In a bookstore
Burningtown Fire District
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Signs
In North Carolina
Learn To Read and Speak English. Call Us Now.
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Signs
On a subway in NYC
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
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Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better
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Signs
In a restaurant
The Frost Free Library
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Signs
In New Hampshire
Push Push Push.
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Signs
On the door of the maternity ward
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.
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Signs
In a cafeteria
Get a ‘long’ little doggie!
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Signs
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups
When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
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Signs
At a church
Entering Paradise, Glad You Made It
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Signs
In Paradise Michigan
HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF
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Signs
At a farm
Closed for Official Opening
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Signs
Near Victoria Station London
Smile, You're on Radar!
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Signs
Speed limit sign on Long Beach Island NJ
Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed
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Signs
At an Amelia Island FL podiatrist’s office
Bong Recreation Area
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Signs
I 94
Kenosha County Wisconsin
Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]
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Signs
At a hardware store in Oregon
This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)
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Signs
On a church door
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