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Author: Translation Page 12
Hotel Krak
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Hotel in Poland
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
Strawberry crap
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In a Japanese restaurant
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Special for deformed.
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At a wheelchair accessible restroom in China
St. Varentines’ Day
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Signs
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Sign at a shop in Japan
Fat Ho Nursing Home
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Name of nursing home in Taiwan
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
First crowing of chicken fetus – various guestrooms offered for
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On a hotel in China
Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
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In Japan
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry
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On a clothing label
Small fish f**ks
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On a menu in China
Expiration date: 2 years
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From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!
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Sign by a lake
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of a private school
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Colon Plus
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A Spanish detergent
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