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Author: Translation Page 12
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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In a Tokyo shop
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Garlic Coffee
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In a European restaurant
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.
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A toy package warning
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
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On the faucet in a Finnish washroom
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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At a Budapest zoo
Indonesian Nazi Goreng
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In Hong Kong
A French chick on a plater
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On a menu in Thailand
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
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This article is turning me on I don’t know the reason WHY though Cause I want to win the favor of
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other diseases.
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On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Live Lobster
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On package of frozen lobster in a Korean market
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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Free people for sale
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In a store in China
The parsley explodes muscle
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On a menu in China
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
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