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Author: Translation Page 18
Please get a punch at window.
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In a parking garage
Parking punch card
Please Open the Door Hardly
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In China
Small fish f**ks
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On a menu in China
Bite the wax tadpole.
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“Coca-Cola" as originally translated into Chinese
Closer, Easier
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Signs
Above a urinal in China
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
I Agree With the Cosmetic Surgery
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On a t-shirt in Hong Kong
WARNING: Keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
Let It Manage Your Coins
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On a Chinese change purse
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
To be or Not to be… that is a guestion
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In a Japanese comic book
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
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Signs
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Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
Morning Scorn Set
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Box of scones in Japan
Don’t Waste Wastes
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Signs
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Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
Now Showing – The Carpenters
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Outside a construction site in the Philippines
PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!
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No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
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On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
Exterior Window Cleaners at Work – No Feeding!
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None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
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