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Author: Translation Page 22
Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!
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On a panel from a laptop
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
Our Suggestion is Most Welcome
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In China
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
A French chick on a plater
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On a menu in Thailand
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Non customer Never Trash. Only Trash People Trash With No order & We call them Trash
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Sign above trash can in a Asian restaurant
Bite the wax tadpole.
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“Coca-Cola" as originally translated into Chinese
Sweat from the trolley
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In a European restaurant
Please Avoid Accidents Here
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A traffic sign in Karachi Pakistan
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Pipi
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A Yugoslavian orangeade
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
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