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Author: Translation Page 22
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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In a Tokyo shop
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
Women Kingdom
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At a women’s restroom in China
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
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In a Japanese restaurant
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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Communication
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English
Tourists
Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
This article is turning me on I don’t know the reason WHY though Cause I want to win the favor of
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
Sliced Children with broccoli…
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On a menu in China
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
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At a Chinese zoo
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
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