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Author: Translation Page 22
Caution, butt head against the wall
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Signs
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Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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“Facial and Body Remover”
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Closed between merry christmas and a happy new year.
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Sign on a Pakistani grocery-store in Norway
Garlic Coffee
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In a European restaurant
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.
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A toy package warning
Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
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Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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A store sign
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of a private school
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Signs
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
The parsley explodes muscle
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Signs
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On a menu in China
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
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Signs
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Emergencies
Adfrboroemb & Fitch
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A bootleg pants label in China
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos
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In a Cairo restaurant
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