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Author: Artemus Ward

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing… it's the money.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money Principle

He’s the most married man I ever saw in my life.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Marriage

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Entertainment Insults Music Ears Van Gogh

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money Borrowing Debt Living with our means

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Conflict Family War Sacrifices

I’m not a politician and my other habits are good, also.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Characteristics Government Politicians Habits

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money Principle













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