Author: Barry Goldwater
Sex and politics are a lot alike; you don’t have to be good at them to enjoy them.
(1909 – 1998) U.S. senator (Arizona)
If he were any dumber, he’d be a tree.
(1909 – 1998) U.S. senator (Arizona)
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
(1909 – 1998) U.S. senator (Arizona)