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Author: Casey Stengel Page 3
If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Even my players aren't players.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He'd fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
People
Situations
Yogi Berra
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Losing
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game, it’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sex
Sports
Night
Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Characteristics
Sports
Good
Hitting
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed… it evens itself out.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Old
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Catchers
Passed balls
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Friends
Misspokements
People
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