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Author: Casey Stengel Page 3
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Catchers
Passed balls
He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Poverty
Sports
Mets
President Lyndon Johnson
I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb… it took me only a few days to correct that impression.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
People
Self
Sports
I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Baseball
Old
Sports
Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Characteristics
Sports
Good
Hitting
He’s throwing grounders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Ground balls
Pitching
They say Yogi Berra is funny; well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires… what's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Beliefs
Opinion
Luck
Yogi Berra
Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.Reporter: Which way?Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Decisions
We (the Mets) are a much improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings!
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Losing
Mets
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
After being asked by a player if he had ever played baseball
Nobody knows this [yet], but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
To one of his players
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