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Author: Casey Stengel Page 3
We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
1962 New York Mets
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Life
Old
Now there’s three things you can do in a baseball game; you can win or you can lose or it can rain.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Even my players aren't players.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Death
Life
Misspokements
Old
People
Time
I couldn't done it without my players.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Managing
He'd fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
People
Situations
Yogi Berra
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
America
Baseball
People
Sports
Catchers
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Hitting
Pitching
He’s throwing grounders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Ground balls
Pitching
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