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Author: Charley Weaver Page 3
Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Charlie Weaver: It got me out of the army!
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country? Charlie Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly.
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Tommy Smothers and President George Washington share a common outstanding physical trait that's very noticeable and unique. What is it?Charley Weaver: They both have wooden teeth.
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: You are a senior citizen and during the night while you are asleep, your heart beats 50 times per minute. Is there something wrong with you?Charley Weaver: Well, let's put it this way. Could you ask me Friday's questions today?
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Your bird has a temperature of 150 degrees. Will he live? Charley Weaver: Gee, I hope not. My dinner guests will be here in a couple of minutes.
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
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