Author: George Peppard

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

No matter how warm the smile on the face of the Sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee.

(1928 – 1994) American actor