Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

TV/Movie Quotes Women As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Beer nuts

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Daddy wuvs you.”

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?
Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s shaking Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s the story Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How you doing, Norm?
Norm: Coach: I’m on top of the world… it’s a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in television show “Cheers” Trust

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s a beer sound, Norm?
I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?
Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’d you like Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?
It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Treat

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor