Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: If I wasn’t wearing this uniform, I’d ask you to step outside.
Norm: If you weren’t wearing that uniform, we’d all step outside.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

TV/Movie Quotes Women As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Beer nuts

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Liver

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s the story Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: Hey, Norm: What’s up?
Norm: My blood-alcohol level.

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What will it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early isn’t it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’d you say, Norm?
Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?
Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s the story, Norm?
Norm: A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?
It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Treat

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s new, Norm?
Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor