Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?
Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Listening to Sam and Diane squabbling

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I not only get recognized – I get recognized from behind.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Appearance Body

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Going Down?

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s going on, Norm?
Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

How’s life treating you?
It’s not, Sammy, but you can.

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Treat

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: How’s it going Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: I’m sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I mean pour.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.