Quotes and One Liners

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What’ll it be, Normie?
Just the usual, Coach… I’ll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: [to Eric] We swear not a word you say will ever go beyond this room.
Norm: We never go beyond this room.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: If I wasn’t wearing this uniform, I’d ask you to step outside.
Norm: If you weren’t wearing that uniform, we’d all step outside.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in television show “Cheers” Trust

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Norm: you’re in here every night, doesn’t your wife ever wonder where you’re at?
Norm: Wonders… doesn’t care… but she wonders.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s the story Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?
That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?
Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What’s new, Norm?
Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I not only get recognized – I get recognized from behind.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Appearance Body

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, if she calls, I’m not here.

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Wife

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Going Down?

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?
Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Sam: What’s the story Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor