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Author: Hesketh Pearson

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

Hesketh Pearson
(1887 – 1964) British actor, writer & theater director
Communication Language Speech Misquotations

There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.

Hesketh Pearson
(1887 – 1964) British actor, writer & theater director
Money Wealth Desires Titles













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