Author: Jerry Clower

You can grow as much corn on a crooked row as on a straight one.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
Proverbs

You might be a redneck if… your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
Animals Dogs People Rednecks

You know a man is a redneck if his mama has got in a fistfight at a high school sporting event.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
People Rednecks

You know a man is a redneck if his mama keeps a spit-can on the ironin' board.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
Family Mothers People Rednecks

You know a man is a redneck when he calls sardines and spam Hors d'uvres.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
Food/Drink People Rednecks

And you know a man is a redneck if there's two boys in the same family named Jr.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
People Rednecks