Author: Jerry Coleman

That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns; I think I heard that from a squirrel.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death Misspokements

I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Communication Language Misspokements

All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s two heads to every coin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Malaprops

They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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