Author: Jerry Coleman

He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns; I think I heard that from a squirrel.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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(He’s) is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears… I think you call it a Frisbee.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field… no, wait a minute… it’s ball one… low and outside.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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