Author: Jerry Coleman Page 2

That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

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There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

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He can be lethal death.

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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

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Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

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There's a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall… it's rolling towards second base.

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From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

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(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.

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Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.

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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

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Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

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