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Author: Jerry Coleman Page 2
(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Injuries
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He can be lethal death.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death
Misspokements
Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Injuries
Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Communication
Language
Misspokements
Mexican
Spanish
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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