Author: Jerry Coleman Page 4

Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

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He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

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Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

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He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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