Author: Jerry Coleman Page 4

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns; I think I heard that from a squirrel.

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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

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Billy Almon has all of his inlaws and outlaws here this afternoon.

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There’s two heads to every coin.

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Malaprops

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

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You never ask why you’ve been fired because if you do, they’re liable to tell you.

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Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

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He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

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Baseball Sports

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

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(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

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