Author: John McKay

It would have been a good pass if Harry had been playing for us.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

We stunk… we blocked bad… we were terrible on defense and our kicking game made up for it by being absolutely horrible; I saw nothing that delighted me, though we ran on the field fairly well.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Let's go out there and win one for the quipper.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Capece is kaput.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

He's not twins.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

He may be the only kicker to kick and collect Social Security at the same time.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

We’ve broken down the expansion teams and they’ve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the 2, but the .7 has got me wondering what the hell is going on.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach