Author: John Wing Jr.

Men and women are different; while guy is having sex he's thinking how great it would be with a different woman; while when a woman is having sex she's thinking how lousy it is with this guy.

Canadian comedian & author
Men People Sex Women

And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me; and let there be lawyers so people don't blame everything on Satan.’

Canadian comedian & author
Beliefs God Lawyers

I should mention I’m not actually from Canada; my father was just stationed here during the Vietnam War.

Canadian comedian & author
Canada Places

A Canadian is merely an unarmed American with health care. 

Canadian comedian & author
America Canada People Places

The Canadian military is like Switzerland's… without the knife.

Canadian comedian & author
Canada Government