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Author: Kim Cattrall

You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio; for me, it’s a fireman with a nice big hose.

Kim Cattrall
(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
Men TV/Movie Quotes As Samantha Jones in “Sex and the City”

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.

Kim Cattrall
(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Samantha Jones in “Sex and the City”

Jerry: You seem distant.

Samantha: Distant? You're still in me.

Kim Cattrall
(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Samantha Jones in “Sex and the City”

There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

Kim Cattrall
(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Samantha Jones in “Sex and the City”













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