Author: Matt LeBlanc

Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her. It’s her wedding day.

Joey: What? Like there’s some rule or something?

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
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Rachel: Ok, Joey, we’ll do it one more time. Don’t forget the rules – heads I win, tails you lose.

Joey: Just flip the coin!

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
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Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
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Phoebe : Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey : I’d probably kill myself… hey, if little Joey’s dead, big Joey ain’t got not reason to live.

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
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