Author: Matt Wohlfarth

Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your chin up.”

American comedian
Things

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, people were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

American comedian
Heat Science/Weather

I’m at the age where I can’t take anything with a grain of salt.

American comedian
Age Old

I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.

American comedian
Past Time