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Author: Mrs. Patrick Campbell

She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting Reviews/Criticism Lillian Gish in “Ophelia”

Watching Tallulah Bankhead on the stage is like watching somebody skating on thin ice – everyone wants to be there when it breaks.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting Reviews/Criticism Tallulah Bankhead

The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Entertainment Insults Reviews/Criticism Singing To an actress

There is less in this than meets the eye.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Reviews/Criticism Of a play

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? … that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Men People Women Sense of humor

It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Sex On homosexuality

Apparently the understudy had to go because of her throat; I suppose someone threatened to cut it.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting Entertainment Insults Reviews/Criticism













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