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Author: Randall “Tex” Cobb Page 2

I’m not fat.

Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports In response to a reporter who said Cobb was a fat cocaine snorting drunk

Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him

Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?

Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports Larry Holmes

I'll do anything to keep from working for a living; if I've gotta fight a circus bear, then let's get the drawers on him and get it on!

Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Occupations Sports Work

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

Only if it's held in a phone booth.

Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports When asked if he would fight Larry Holmes again
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