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Author: Rick Bayan Page 3
Star: A performer who makes more than his or her agent.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Star
Dna: A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life and appropriately shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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DNA
Denial: How an optimist keeps from becoming a pessimist.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Denial
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Things
Mirror
Erudite: Exhibiting a degree of book learning fatal to success in any business or romantic enterprise.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Erudite
Kleptomaniac: A thief with breeding.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Crime
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Kleptomaniac
Assembly Line: The notion that if a job is worth doing, it’s worth repeating 9,614 times a day.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Work
Assembly Line
Lecher: A stud with liver spots.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Lecher
Lawyer: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying client; for this reason considered the most suitable background for entry into politics.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Government
Lawyer
X-Ray: A diagnostic tool used to detect existing cancerous growths and create new ones for future examinations to reveal.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Health
X-Ray
Zoo: A pleasant and instructive wildlife park, lately denounced for depriving animals of their right to starve or be eaten alive in their natural habitats.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Animals
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Zoo
Clique: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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People
Clique
Necktie: A decorative noose worn by businessmen.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Clothing
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Necktie
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