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Hooker: A working woman commonly despised by people who sell themselves for even less.

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Definitions Sex

Orgasm: The punchline some women just don’t get, generally because their mates have a tendency to rush through the joke.

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Definitions Sex

Funeral Home: a stately manse occupied by transients who continually receive visitors but lack the energy and inclination to entertain them.

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Author: A writer with connections in the publishing industry.

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Childhood: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.

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Kleptomaniac: A thief with breeding.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Crime Definitions

Redneck: Popular term for a rustic male, but rarely employed when addressing one in person.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions People

X-Ray: A diagnostic tool used to detect existing cancerous growths and create new ones for future examinations to reveal.

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Definitions Health

Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

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Definitions Miscellaneous

Genetic Engineering: Tampering with chromosomes so that science might develop a new miracle cure or a rabbit that plays the banjo. –

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Definitions Science/Weather

Lawyer: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying client; for this reason considered the most suitable background for entry into politics.

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Definitions Government

Ideologue: Typically an obscure humorless zealot who finds fulfillment by spouting the ideas of famous humorless zealots.

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Beliefs Definitions

Job: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.

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