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Author: Robert Brault

Sign over the gates of hell: “24-Hour Delivery.”

Robert Brault
American writer
Places Hell

Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.

Robert Brault
American writer
Emotions Worry

If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.

Robert Brault
American writer
Art Entertainment Reviews/Criticism

It’s not that I’m a Type‑B personality; it’s that I’m driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

Robert Brault
American writer
Characteristics Type‑B personality

It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.

Robert Brault
American writer
Reviews/Criticism Flattery

All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.

Robert Brault
American writer
Intelligence Self

I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

Robert Brault
American writer
Miscellaneous Ghosts Goblins

Eventually soul mates meet, for they have the same hiding place.

Robert Brault
American writer
People Relationships Soul mates













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