Author: Roseanne Barr Page 2
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people…that's why I don't like any of them.”
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
My husband said he needed more space… so I locked him outside.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I'm not upset about my divorce; I'm only upset I'm not a widow.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
To expect life to treat you good is as foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer