Author: Tom Shales

Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the teeth, maybe it's the intellect…. no, it's the hair.

(1944 – ) American television critic
Appearance Insults

There ought to be a worse punishment than cancellation for a show that tries this hard to be offensive and, even at that crass task, manages to fail.

(1944 – ) American television critic
Reviews/Criticism

Now you, too, can hypnotize your friends, and without all the bother of dangling pocket watches in their faces and murmuring, “You're getting sleepy, very sleepy.” Forget all that. Just invite them over to watch One Ocean View on ABC. They'll get sleepy, all right.

(1944 – ) American television critic
Reviews/Criticism