Author: Fortune cookie Page 2

It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies

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Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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You will hurt your leg.

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You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

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