Author: Fortune cookie Page 2

You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”

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Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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Fortune for reading only. Do not eat.

Miscellaneous

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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This biscuit tastes good.

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

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Oops. Wrong cookie.

Situations

You will hurt your leg.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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You are going to have some new clothes.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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You will receive a fortune cookie.

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