Author: Fortune cookie Page 2

Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Oops. Wrong cookie.

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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

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You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”

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You will be doomed to a great marriage.

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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A tub and a rub will change your day.

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Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore

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Suppose you can get what you want.

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Don’t forget to duck.

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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