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Cannot be made non-poisonous.

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Signs On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid

Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.

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Signs Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”

Please keep out of children.

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Signs On a butcher knife

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

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Signs From a disposable razor

Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

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Signs Container of Underarm Deodorant

May be harmful if swallowed.

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Signs From a shipment of hammers

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

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Signs A Komatsu floodlight

Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

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Signs Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

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Signs On a string of Christmas lights

Direction #1: Remove plastic.

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Signs Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded

Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.

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Signs

For best results, remove cap.

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Signs Nabisco Easy Cheese

Theft of this container is a crime.

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Signs On a milk crate

Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

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Signs On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

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Signs On a can of Fix-a-Flat

Safe for carpets, too!

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Signs On Woolite® carpet cleaner

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

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Signs Infant's bathtub

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

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Signs On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy

For a limited time only.

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Signs From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh

Shake well and buy often

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Signs Silk Soy Milk

Not to be used as protection from a tornado

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Signs On a blanket from Taiwan

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Author: Label Page 10

Cannot be made non-poisonous.

Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.

Please keep out of children.

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

May be harmful if swallowed.

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Direction #1: Remove plastic.

Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.

For best results, remove cap.

Theft of this container is a crime.

Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Safe for carpets, too!

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

For a limited time only.

Shake well and buy often

Not to be used as protection from a tornado