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Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
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On package of children's cough medicine
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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On Boot's children's cough medicine
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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This item does not rust.
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On a plastic plate
Some assembly required.
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On a 500-piece puzzle
Do not use while taking a shower.
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On a hairdryer
Do not use for a baby wipe.
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On furniture wipes
May be harmful if swallowed.
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From a shipment of hammers
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
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On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Do Not Use While Sleeping
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On a Sears hair dryer
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Do not eat toner.
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Toner cartridge for a laser printer
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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A Komatsu floodlight
Fits one head.
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On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Do not use for personal hygiene.
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On a toilet brush
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
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On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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On a Wet-Nap package
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