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Author: Label Page 10
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Label
Signs
On an Endust Duster
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
May contain foam.
Label
Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
Infant's bathtub
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
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Signs
On a container of bread pudding
Do not use orally.
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Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
For lifting purposes only.
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Signs
Box for a car jack
Fits one head.
Label
Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
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Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
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Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
Open Other End
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Signs
On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
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Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Suitable for outdoor use.
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Signs
On a rain gauge
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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Signs
On a toilet plunger
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