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Author: Label Page 10
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
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Signs
Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
Please keep out of children.
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On a butcher knife
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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From a disposable razor
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
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Container of Underarm Deodorant
May be harmful if swallowed.
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Signs
From a shipment of hammers
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
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Signs
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Signs
For best results, remove cap.
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Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Theft of this container is a crime.
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Signs
On a milk crate
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
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Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Safe for carpets, too!
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Signs
On Woolite® carpet cleaner
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
Infant's bathtub
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
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On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
For a limited time only.
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Signs
From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
Shake well and buy often
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Signs
Silk Soy Milk
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
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