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Author: Label Page 10
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Fragile. Do not drop.
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Signs
Posted on a Boeing 757
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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Signs
On seal
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Do not put in mouth.
Label
Signs
Box of bottle rockets
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
Label
Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
Remove Cap Before Drinking
Label
Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
Label
Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
For external use only!
Label
Signs
On a curling iron
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
Infant's bathtub
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Label
Signs
On a bar of Dial soap
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
Label
Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
Label
Signs
On an can of insecticide
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
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Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
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