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Author: Label Page 8
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
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Signs
On a pill package
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Hand-polished…by machine
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Signs
On a box of toothpicks
Not for human consumption.
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Signs
On a package of dice
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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Signs
In the information booklet
Do not consume
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Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
Suitable for outdoor use.
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Signs
On a rain gauge
Caution! Contents hot!
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Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
Remove Cap Before Drinking
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Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Label
Signs
On a box of household nails
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
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Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
Do not eat toner.
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Signs
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
After opening, keep upright.
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Signs
On a bottle of milk
No small children
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Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
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Signs
Instructions inside a portable voting booth
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
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Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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Signs
On a calendar
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
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Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
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