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Author: Label Page 8
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
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Signs
On an air conditioner
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Do not iron clothes on body.
Label
Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
For use on animals only.
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Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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Signs
On a can of air freshener
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
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Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Do not use orally after using rectally.
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Signs
On a thermometer
Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
Label
Signs
On a meat product
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
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Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
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Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
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On a Swann frozen dinner
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
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Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
For best results, remove cap.
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Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
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Signs
On pepper spray
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
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Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Not intended for highway use.
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Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Warning: High in sodium
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On a container of salt
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
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Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
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Signs
On a parka
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