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Take care: new non-slip surface.
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In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
For external use only!
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Signs
On a curling iron
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
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On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Use the Fuzzy End!
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On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
Safe to use around pets.
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Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
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On a pair of lambskin gloves
Do not iron clothes on body.
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On packaging for a clothes iron
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
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On an orange juice can
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Use only on underarms.
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On Old Spice Red Zone deodorant
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
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In a patient drug education brochure
Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
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On a meat product
Do not use near fire or flame.
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On a can of Sterno®
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
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From a hand-held massaging device
Remove plastic before eating.
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Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
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Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
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Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
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Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
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