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Impeah [sic] Obama
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Say No to Socilism [sic]
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Moderates Like it Both Ways
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3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry
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Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]
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I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time
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Make Falafel Not War
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Critical Thinking – The Other National Deficit
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I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It
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Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals
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Less Rhetoric – More Cowbell!
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Think Outside the FOX
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People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!
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A Lot of Things Are Actually Going Pretty Well.
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Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
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Science/Weather
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If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder
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Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
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Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.
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Death to all fanatics!
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Fanatics
MAKE AWKWARD SEXUAL ADVANCES NOT WAR
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The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!
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