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Author: Protest sign

Less Rhetoric – More Cowbell!

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Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.

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If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It

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Make English America’s Offical [sic] Language

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I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time

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I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It

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MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake

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If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.

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Serenity Now or Insanity Later

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Moderates Like it Both Ways

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Somewhat Irritated about Extreme Outrage

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RULY MOB

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DOWN WITH ZIPPERS

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It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

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I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

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Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!

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Think Outside the FOX

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Repeel [sic] Congress

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Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

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Patriotic Resisance [sic]

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Tea Bags are for D-Bags

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