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Author: Sign Page 15
A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS
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Signs
At an advertising agency in the Philippines
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
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Signs
Nuts To You
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Signs
Business name
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
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In a toy department
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.
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Signs
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
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Signs
Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Belt your family. It's the law.
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At a car dealership in Maryland to announce a new seat belt law
Safety ladder, climb at own risk.
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Signs
On a dock in Juneau AK
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
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Signs
At a parking garage
PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
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Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
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At a divorce lawyer’s office
Dumfart
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Name on a tombstone
If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made
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Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
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On a tanker truck
We dispense with accuracy.
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In a New York drugstore
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
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Signs
Above a drinking fountain
Out Chopin
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On music teacher's door
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
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