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Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

Signs In Nags Head NC

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Signs In a cafeteria

Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?

Signs Held by a panhandler

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

Closed Due To Illness

Signs In a health food shop window

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

Slow Parking Ahead

Signs On road in King's Canyon in California

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Signs At a drug store

Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

Signs In a Maine restaurant

Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!

Signs On a restroom hand dryer

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.

Signs In a Michigan restaurant

No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.

Signs On the Franklin Massachusetts town common

Hauling political promises

Signs On a septic truck

No Smoking Dogs

Signs On a restaurant window

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

No Sex Please

Signs On a building wall

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

Signs At a towing company