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Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out

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We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

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Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants

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Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

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“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

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NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

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Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

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When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

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Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

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Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away

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No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

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PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

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Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1

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Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

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To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

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Music Score:  Beethoven 7,  Bach 3

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Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

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In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

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Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…

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100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

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Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

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