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A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

Nuts To You

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Belt your family. It's the law.

Safety ladder, climb at own risk.

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Dumfart

If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

We dispense with accuracy.

Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

Out Chopin

Our whipped butter is made with margarine