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Author: Sign Page 20
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
The Frying Scotsman
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Name of a restaurant
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
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Over a gynecologist's office
Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.
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Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
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STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
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Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir
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99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
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Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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At a drug store
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
We ID everyone under 130.
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In a liquor store
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
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On a little restaurant
Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3
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On an orchestra leader’s office door
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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From a menu
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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On the door of a store
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