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DEAD END • NO U TURN

Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…

To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

Back in 37½ Seconds

Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

Run like Anything!

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Garbage Only – No Trash

Please Use Middle Door

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

Caution – Wet Floor When Windy

Diesel Fried Chicken

CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.