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Author: Sign Page 20
DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Adjoining road signs
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
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[sic]
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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In a restroom stall
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
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Back in 37½ Seconds
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At food court counter
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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In a New Jersey restaurant
Run like Anything!
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Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….
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Garbage Only – No Trash
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Please Use Middle Door
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Posted on the left of two doors
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
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Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
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On a billboard
Caution – Wet Floor When Windy
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Outside a parking garage
Diesel Fried Chicken
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At a truck stop
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Parking garage height clearance
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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In a cab
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
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In a laundry room
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