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Author: Sign Page 21
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Signs
Parking garage height clearance
Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea…
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Signs
Sign in Chinese pet store
I Go Where I'm Towed
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On a car being towed by a motor home
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza
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At a pizza parlor
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
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In a laundry room
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
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DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
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Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
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At a home security business
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
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Sign at a railroad station
Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
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Man sitting at side of road
Ears Pierced While You Wait
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In a jeweler's shop
Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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Mammoth Erections
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A business name
Malfunction: Too less water.
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A notice left on a coffee machine
⬆ 316 – 333,339
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Apparently denoting room numbers in the hall of a motel
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
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Outside a carwash
All fiends and relatives.
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On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
SOFA SO GOOD
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Signs
Name of a furniture store
Caution – No Warning Signs
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Signs
Alongside a road
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