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100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
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An apparel label
Blackened Bluefish
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On the menu of a restaurant
BRITISH HAIRWAYS
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Name of an English hair salon
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
Come in and have a fit.
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At a shoe store
No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea
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15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
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In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
Got Poop?
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Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
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Elephant Butte Inn
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An inn in New Mexico
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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On a fence
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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At a gas station in Orlando FL
Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
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Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
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SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion
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Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
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Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
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Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!
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A billboard
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
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DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
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