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Author: Sign Page 25
Super G String Cheese
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5 oz pkg $1.49
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
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In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Outside a church
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip
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On a theater marquee
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian lounge
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
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Adjoining signs
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
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Adjoining signs
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
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At an Oregon ski lift
You Dump It… We Pump It
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On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
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In a restroom
We have medium prices.
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At a fortune teller’s
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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On a display toilet in a store
Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.
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TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Speed Limit 13½
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French Creeps
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Translation
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
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On a Tennessee highway
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
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Yelling Dental Clinic
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Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset
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At the start of a mountain trail
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