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Super G String Cheese

Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.

You Dump It… We Pump It

Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

We have medium prices.

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

Speed Limit 13½

French Creeps

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

Yelling Dental Clinic

Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset