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Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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New Fecal Matter Cakes

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Need directions? – God

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A Flush Beats a Full House!

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We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

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STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

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LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89

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“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

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Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

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Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

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MOEVING SALE

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Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.

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Please do not eat.

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Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

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Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

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ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help

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We have medium prices.

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How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

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Please Don’t Flash the Octopus

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Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

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