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Author: Sign Page 26
Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!
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Signs
At a blood bank
Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics
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Signs
On a billboard
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
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Signs
Cycle Lane – Except cycles
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Signs
PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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At a zoo
Beaver Cleaners
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Signs
At a dry cleaners
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Wise guise
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Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
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Signs
Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes
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Signs
At a golf course
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)
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Signs
On a repair shop door
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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Signs
In a restroom stall
Please do not smile at strangers
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Signs
In a subway
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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Signs
On a electrician's truck
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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Signs
At a church
No muff too tough for us!
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Signs
At a muffler shop
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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Signs
At an Exxon station
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
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Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
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Signs
Power to the People.
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Signs
At an electric company
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
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