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Author: Sign Page 26
Out of Date Medicine – $1.00
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Over a display of medicines including contraceptives
Blackened Bluefish
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On the menu of a restaurant
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night
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On a front yard in York Maine
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.
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My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
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On a front door
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
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An optometrist's office
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Outside a church
Keep your wait under control – take a number.
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At a bakery
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
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Outside a disco
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a proctologist’s door
Somewhat Disabled
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At parking space
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
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From a menu
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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On a septic tank truck
Ears Pierced While You Wait
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In a jeweler's shop
Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
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Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
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Adjacent signs on store door
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Pool Closed – Fecal Accident
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Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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