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Out of Date Medicine – $1.00

Blackened Bluefish

Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night

NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

My way is the highway. – God

Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Keep your wait under control – take a number.

SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME

To expedite your visit, please back in.

Somewhat Disabled

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Door Alarmed – Window Frightened

Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

Pool Closed – Fecal Accident

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort