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Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

Signs In the window of a Kentucky appliance store

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Signs At a restaurant in Oklahoma

Genuine Fake Watches

DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE

Signs On a gate

Super G String Cheese

Signs 5 oz pkg $1.49

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Signs In a restaurant window

Brief Moments

Signs Name of an English lingerie shop

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

Signs At a hospital

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Signs At a golf course

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Signs Outside a church

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

Signs At a home

Archangel Fireworks Inc.

Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3

Signs Name of a store

Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

Signs In counselor's office

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

Signs On a little restaurant

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

Signs In Ontario Canada