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Author: Sign Page 28
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
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Signs
At a used car lot
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Signs
Outside a travel agency
This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am
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Signs
On a hospital's outside access door
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
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Signs
An optometrist's office
Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?
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Signs
Held by a panhandler
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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Signs
On an exercise machine in front yard
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
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Signs
In a dry cleaner's window
French Creeps
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Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Mental Health Prevention Center
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Signs
In a New York medical building
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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Signs
In a restroom stall
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
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Signs
Last line added underneath
Walkin's Welcome
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Signs
At a nail salon
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
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Signs
On a menu
Please do not disturb further.
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Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
No Parking Anytime
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Signs
On a parking meter
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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Signs
At an exterminator’s office
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance
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Signs
2 & 3
On an emergency phone in Norfolk England containing only the buttons 1
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
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Signs
Above a drinking fountain
RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.
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Signs
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In Boston
Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1
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Signs
A sign at a McDonald's
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
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Signs
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