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Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

Don’tt Drink and Drive

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz

If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place

DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water