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Author: Sign Page 31
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Label on gloves
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
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Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship
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At a shop in Maine
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Open seven days a week and weekends.
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In a restaurant
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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At a church
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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At a New York nursing home
How To Repair Your VCR
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The title of a how-to video tape
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
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Maryland
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
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At a car dealership
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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HAM – ½ – SANDWICH – 3
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Road sign in England
Mental Health Prevention Center
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In a New York medical building
MOEVING SALE
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By a sidewalk
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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At a disco
Pork The One You Love
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Billboard for Sask Pork
HIGH PRICES!!
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A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
All fiends and relatives.
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On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
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