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Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

Pizza The Action

B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.

May We Have the Next Dents?

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

Have Your Next Affair Here

Let us fill your crack!

Street Terminates 00 Feet

Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

Wise guise

Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use

24 Minute Parking