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Author: Sign Page 31
Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage
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Pizza The Action
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Name of a pizza parlor
B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
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Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
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Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
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On a menu
NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.
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At an Arby's in North Bend WA
May We Have the Next Dents?
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At an auto body shop
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
Have Your Next Affair Here
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On an Atlantic City hotel
Let us fill your crack!
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On an asphalt truck
Street Terminates 00 Feet
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On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
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Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.
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If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Hanging over road before an underpass
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
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On a menu
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
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On a little restaurant
Wise guise
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On shelves of camouflage apparel
Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use
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Over a hole in a restroom wall
24 Minute Parking
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Alongside a street
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