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Author: Sign Page 31
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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Signs
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5
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Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
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Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.
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We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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At an exterminator’s office
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
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LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
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Alongside a road
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
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Outside a church
Don’tt Drink and Drive
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Road sign
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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In a safari park
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
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Over a gynecologist's office
We Offer Pizza and Quiet.
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At a pizza shop
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
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If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
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At an optometrist's office
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Above a urinal
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