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Author: Sign Page 32
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
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This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address
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On the door of a building
Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
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Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
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A BabiesRUs coupon
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
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No Parking Anytime
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On a parking meter
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Free rose for mother with gas.
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A Mother’s Day gas station sign
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
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Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
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At a church
You're too good for him.
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In a woman’s restroom
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
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On a food wrapper
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
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On a telephone pole
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
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Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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