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Author: Sign Page 32
All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
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Books
Signs
Lance Armstrong
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
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Signs
On a prescription label
NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.
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Signs
At an Arby's in North Bend WA
Everyday low value
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Signs
On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
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Signs
At a farmer's field
Mammoth Erections
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Signs
A business name
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Signs
Tombstone
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
Brief Moments
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Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
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Signs
In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
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Signs
At a loan company office
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
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Signs
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6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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Signs
On a 7/Eleven door
Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.
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At a restaurant in China
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
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Auto Repair Service Station
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
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No Sex Please
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On a building wall
Callahan Tunnel/No End
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Signs
In downtown Boston
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