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Keyword: About Michael Jackson

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Insults About Michael Jackson Fame

Michael Jackson’s album was only called “Bad” because there wasn’t enough room on the sleeve for “Pathetic.”

Prince
Rogers Nelson (1958 – ) singer, songwriter, musician & actor
Insults About Michael Jackson

He hasn't just lost the plot, he's lost the whole library!

Music newspaper Melody Maker
Entertainment Music Reviews/Criticism About Michael Jackson

He now looks like a Barbie doll that has been whittled at by a malicious brother.

Tom Sutcliffe
(1943 – ) English opera critic, author & journalist
Appearance Insults About Michael Jackson

With his womanly voice, stark white skin and Medusa hair, his gash of red lipstick, heavy eyeliner, almost nonexistent nose and lopsided face, Jackson was making his TV appearance in order to scotch all rumors that he is not quite normal.

Craig Brown
(1957 –) British critic & satirist
Insults About Michael Jackson













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