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Keyword: Admiration

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Characteristics People Admiration

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers
(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Animals Characteristics Dogs Opinion Admiration Wonderful

People don’t admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it… and your slacks.

Greg Behrendt
(1963 – ) American comedian & author
Characteristics Admiration

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Communication Definitions Language Self Admiration

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Katharine Hepburn
(1907 – 2003) American actress of film, stage & television
Communication Marriage Admiration Criticism

A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.

Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Characteristics People Admiration Modesty

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.

James Agate
(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic
Characteristics England People Places Admiration Modesty Talent













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